I saw a woman today, in the parking lot of Walmart, wandering around with a package of Melba toast in her hand. This struck me as so tremendously amusing, that I felt the need to post about it.

Also, I am no longer employed at Staples! Everyone was quite nice to me on my last day (even the customers, wonder of wonders), and they gave me a bag of animal crackers. Why animal crackers, I’m not entirely sure, but they were good. On the downside, I forgot a book to read during lunch, and was forced to read The College Dorm Survival Guide. This was especially traumatic because I had Godel, Escher, Bach by Douglas Hofstadter waiting for me at home. Small tragedy, I tell you.