I love that I can eat three or four apples a day during the summer.

Er, oh dear. I’m watching a music video by The Calling, and the lead singer looks a bit effeminate. I never saw him before, and he always *sounded* very ungirly, but he’s doing this weird thing with his coat as he sings and it’s quite disconcerting.

Speaking of which, I don’t think I could ever be interested in a guy who wears more jewelry than I would. I don’t know why that creeps me out, but IT DOES. Lose the earrings and the bling, and we’ll talk.